A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005. Because of your kindness:*

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.*

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. *

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.*

I don't leave my car in ihe parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. *

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.*

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.*

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. *

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)*

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon. *

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.*

Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$. *

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

I Swear

I Swear
I swear that this time I will stand up.
Not for what I believe in, but for what I don't.
This time I will vote, Not for, but against.
Against my own helplessness.
Against my own laziness.
Against two words called CHALTA HAI.
Against short cuts in queues.
Against cheating in exams.
Against Kharcha Paani in offices.
Against powerless inquiry commissions and powerful vote banks.
Against relegion in politics. and politics in relegion.
Against illegal constructions. and legal loopholes.
Against every cynic. Every non-believer
Against the belief that nothing will change.
Against the feeling that my vote cannot make a difference.
Against every excuse for not voting. and I will do this without fear and shame.
Because only by voting against all that is destroying our today, will I give my children something to vote for tomorrow.